Dear Oliver,

Please do not get angry with me for your being cold, tired, and naked; you were dry, diapered, and jammied when you went to bed, I expected you to be two of those three when you woke up. So, if you would stop yelling at me, I would appreciate it.

Thank-you,
Your Mother

P.S. Keep the crankiness up and we'll both go down for a nap!