Dear Oliver,

Yes you are cute, but no we do not swing from the table!

Love,

Your mother

Dear Oliver,

Get your hands out of your pants!!

Love,

Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

We only wear one hat at a time. Two and three just looks silly!

Love,

Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

Just cause I have boobies, doesn't make that my name. I'm still the MAMA. Let's practice now... MMMMAAAA MMMMMMAAAAAAA

Love,
Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

I appreciate you helping me keep the place clean by throwing things away. By the way, I found your sippy cup.

Love,
Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

I'm sorry you are thirsty. This problem could be remedied easily by not loosing your sippy cup every chance you get.

Love,
You Mother

Dear Oliver,

Why yes, those are my boobies!

Love,
Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

Fat Max says he appreciated you sharing your crib with him last night. You might have a new room mate. :)

Love,
Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

It is not nice to run away from the Momma when she tries to give you hugs and kisses. But it is just not healthy to throw yourself off the bed while trying to get away from the Momma's Hugs and Kisses.

So can you be a little nicer to the Momma. If not her sake then for yours..

Love,

Daddy

Dear Oliver,

Today the mama showed me this blog. So now I can leave you messages too. Moohahahahah.

The Daddy

Dear Oliver,

Thank you for eating my meatloaf. :)

XOXO,
Your Mother

P.S. Thank-you for helping me clean up today too! You are awesome. :D

Dear Oliver,

Just because you can't see me, doesn't mean that I can't see you!

Peek-a-boo!

Love,
Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

I have been sick for the last three days and haven't really gotten to see you! Daddy's bringing you home from Grandpa's, but I miss you and can't wait to get a quick snuggle in. Please don't hit me when I try to give you a kiss and squeeze. XOXO

Love,
Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

I'm sorry you weren't feeling good last night, but I want to tell you how much I truly appreciated all the free snuggles and love I got! You hadn't fallen asleep on the Mama since you were itty bitty!! I could have left you in bed with us all night if I didn't have to work in the morning. I just want you to know you really made working on Mother's Day a lot better and just cheered me up all day. :) That truly was the best Mother's Day gift you could ever give me!

XOXO,
Your Mother

Dear Oliver,

We do NOT play in the toilet!

Love,
Your Mom

Dear Oliver,

I'm exhausted! Really. Could you stop with all the whining, throwing around of the toys, and getting into everything? Thank!

Love,
Your Mother

P. S. I appreciate the drive by snuggles I've been getting, but will you just take a nap already?
P. P. S. LEAVE THE CATS ALONE!!

Dear Oliver,

Please do not get angry with me for your being cold, tired, and naked; you were dry, diapered, and jammied when you went to bed, I expected you to be two of those three when you woke up. So, if you would stop yelling at me, I would appreciate it.

Thank-you,
Your Mother

P.S. Keep the crankiness up and we'll both go down for a nap!